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"I'll get you for that or my name isn't Zoe Av--! ...Black Cuervo."

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

posted 2 days agovia©reblog
Tagged #musing

dontmesswithmeok:

Despite him trying to seem like he wasn’t afraid, and though the fear didn’t really show on his expression, he did cower a bit when she moved closer.

In short, he flinched, expecting her to strike him.
His arm now bent over his head, and his hand in front of his face, he gave a nervous smile this time.
"No please…"
He took a few more steps backwards. Apparently he was mostly talk, and no fight.
Though, he did take a short pause to dart his eyes up and down, inspecting her, before very abruptly shoving her, and then bolting in the opposite direction.
That was probably a bad move on his part.

She had been caught off guard and therefore stumbled back, almost falling — that brat! She would have let him off the hook too. Intimidation was usually enough for her. She took after him, running as fast as her legs could carry her. “Hey, stupid kid!”

posted 2 days agovia©reblog

+ blkcuervo: florist AU

cybernetic-arm-of-villainy:

Typical…

He pushed the button of the machine. ”Do you think we should clean the mess first? If new flowers are to be restocked it will become more of a mess with all the leaves and sterns we need to cut of the flowers.”
And his coffee was done.
”So it’s a better idea if we keep cleaning for last.” Taking the mug he grabbed the carbon from the mini fridge and poured it’s remains into his mug. ”One of us also needs to go grocery shopping.”

"Yes. New flowers, then cut the stems and fix them up and then clean.” Good idea.

"I’ll go," she volunteered quickly. She’d rather spend minimal time at the shop, although she would have been totally okay with just sitting there drinking more coffee, but she had literally all day for that. "He left some money on the counter to pay for the flowers." Now, if she were a villain or something, she probably would have pocked a large sum of that or maybe all of it and picked some flowers out of some old lady’s flower bed… but she wasn’t, of course. So she did have a bit more of a moral structure to her…and she probably wouldn’t do that, although it did cross her mind.

posted 2 days agovia©reblog

Requested by sugarysweettreat

"You are after my girl!"

"No, you are after mine!”

dontmesswithmeok:

Oh. So she was actually being serious when she threatened him.
Naturally he didn’t exactly block the punch when it came to his face. Instead he simply stood there and took it, before stumbling backwards, and then rubbing his cheek where her fist met his face. It already looked like he was getting a bruise from it. But, that didn’t seem to stop him.
"Ouch! Hey, jou hit pretty hard for a girl…"
He was doing it again. Just PROMPTING her to punch him a second time.
He knew this, and gave another of his shit eating grins before beginning to move backwards, so so SO ready to make a break for it.

Wow, what the hell did he mean by “for a girl”? She could punch him through the wall! Harder than any stupid boy in Miracle City for sure! (Not really.) “Chu are looking to be punched again?!” She took a step towards him so she was in his face. Was this kid stupid or was he one of those people who enjoyed pain? Or both? 

posted 4 days agovia©reblog

+ blkcuervo: florist AU

cybernetic-arm-of-villainy:

Glad he could get his coffee the teen grabbed the pot to fill it with water for the machine. As he poured the water into the coffee maker his other hand grabbed a filter. His coffee wasn’t perfect but it was decent.

”So did he leave anything for us to do today? Restock some flowers? Clean the shop?” 

"Everything. There are lots of new shipments of flowers that came in. We are to reorder and restock some of the other flowers. When I came in, I noticed dat some of the white roses are dying, so we have to replace those. Also, whoever had the shop last night left it a mess."  

posted 4 days agovia©reblog

dontmesswithmeok:

"OH NO! I don’t know what I would do if a leetle girl were to try to hurt me!"

He feigned fear, before beginning to laugh again.
As if he didn’t get beaten up by girls on a regular basis… Which he very much did. Sometimes twice in one day if he and the gang managed to escape juvy.
And what was with him calling her little? They were the same age. If anything HE was the little one.
Still, despite that reply making little to no sense, he continued on laughing like there was no tomorrow. He was definitely asking to get punched.

Little?! What was he trying to say…… She was a perfect size. And she was convinced she could take him easily. After all, he was just some stupid kid with a big mouth — totally unlike her.

So… the inevitable happened as she clenched her fist and swung it at him. Hard.

posted 4 days agovia©reblog

dontmesswithmeok:

Say is again? Was she hard of hearing??

Of course she wasn’t. Arturo knew damn well that he had made her angry. He wasn’t COMPLETELY stupid.
Now beginning to smirk, he nodded in response to her question, absolutely delighted that she was upset with him. Though, he probably would be less glad if she decided to try to beat him up.
He rose his voice, now full on grinning.
"I SAID, YOUR OUTFIT! IT REMINDS ME OF DE PILE OF TIN CANS I SAW IN THE JUNKYARD."
Then he began to snicker, poorly stifling the sound of his laughter with the palms of his hands.
"Why? Can’t’chu hear what I said at first?"

What a brat. How dare he say whatever he want to whoever he wants. What kind of annoying, low person would do something like that? Throw insults at a stranger? Totally not her or anyone else in Miracle City.

"I’ll kill chu!" she threatened, very ready to punch him.

posted 5 days agovia©reblog

dontmesswithmeok:

blkcuervo

"I like jour outfit. It reminds me of that pile of tin cans in de junkyard…"

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Whether he meant it as an insult or not didn’t really matter because she took it as one as probably most people would. So, Zoe gritted her teeth and narrowed her eyes at the… kid. However, she wasn’t exactly sure what to say back to that — he had already implied he, at least, visited the junkyard often enough to identify a random pile of tin cans and compare it to some random girl’s outfit. At least that was what she got out of his statements.

So instead of a totally witty response, she decided quickly on a threat… or something like it. Those were always pretty safe responses. “…Would you like to say dat again?” 

posted 5 days agovia©reblog

+ 4 tourists

plasmiius:

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      “As far as you know, young lady, sightseeing.” Of course that was not at all why Vlad
      came. He hoped to do some business— with both the heroes and villains that called
      Miracle City home.

This man looked…wealthy…with his clothes and his hair and he just gave off that “rich person” aura that just about anyone in Miracle City could place. It was probably because they seemed out of place, considering the city was very poor in contrast.

Unaware of his own alter ego, Zoe made a quick note to loot him later as Black Cuervo.

"Dere is nothing to see here," she answered. "Is it da big volcano in the center of da city that can erupt at any second? Sounds like home to me. Definitely a tourist attraction. Or maybe it is da high crime rate dat appeals to chu?"

posted 5 days agovia©reblog
Tagged #plasmiius