zombiebrigadier:

Confused the zombie furrowed his eyebrows and looked away in thought. Important things that only require one person… Taxes? No.

Before his mind could wander anywhere else the school bell rang, thank goodness for that. ”Well good luck with whatever you need to do. I’ll hand the assignment in and see you tomorrow then.” Che grabbed the papers and his bag ready to hand everything and leave.

"…Yeah."

She slid off her chair and pulled her backpack with her. That was one long day. Good thing she’d never have to do it ever again………… right? 

let’s talk about the fact lady gobbler & puma loco were about to be married yet she had never revealed her civilian identity & puma loco was presumably very ok with that.

like do you think that’s just how things are in miracle city when super villains get married or

like you just never reveal your identity. ever. even if youre married to the person. or do you think she had plans to tell him later or what 

zombiebrigadier:

”Like what?” He leaned a bit closer to her, genuinely curious as he gave her a smirk. ”What do you do after school girly?”

Plotting. Being Black Cuervo. Usually the end of the school day signified the end of Zoe Aves. She leaned back a bit, looking over to the side. “Uh… You know… things?” She then added in a more confident tone, “Important things dat only require one person!” 

zombiebrigadier:

”So you want to hang out after class then? Maybe go to your house.’' He was still unaware that he was more of a pest then actual company. 

She sat up straighter. Was he kidding? ”I have… uh… things to do.” 

patshit:

let’s get this straight 

it is not romantic to persistently pursue someone after they have refused you

leafyknockouts:

More annoying asshole AUs please, like:
• kept kicking the back of my chair at the theatre au
• tried breaking into my flat when they were drunk bc they thought it was theirs au
• always arrives at the cafeteria 30 seconds before me and takes the last sandwich I like au
• repeatedly comes into the shop I work at and picks up a lettuce then half way through the shop decides they don’t want the lettuce and puts it back on the shelf next to them regardless of what aisle they’re in au

+djangoxfthedead

There was something off about Django. But Black Cuervo couldn’t exactly place it. Maybe it was his… hair? No… Oh well that wasn’t any real concern for her anyway… 

"Django of da Dead!" she called out. "Chu are back in town? Have chu come here to avenge churself from our last fight?" However long that had been.

zombiebrigadier:

”That’s it right?” It seemed like it and still a minute of class to go. ”Hey do we have anything after this or are we free to go?” Che really did not know the schedule, frankly he didn’t even take a look at it when it was given to him. 

"It’s it. Dis is da last class." And thank god.

zombiebrigadier:

Well that was good news. ”Alright then.” Almost as if he had regained his energy he redid the experiment with the different bags. It really did show the zombie could do these things if he really wanted to. ”Ok so bag three turns orange and bag four becomes yellow with a little bit of fuzz.”

She nodded slightly, recording this as well. This was a great experiment. Learning lots.